That betting at an online casino is preferable to digging through some stranger’s trash bin we all know. It needs no arguing even. The story to follow will reiterate this important life lesson and add another lesson to it, call it Part Two if you wish, namely that betting a hand in poker or any other online gambling game is a far wiser and more honorable investment than buying someone’s trash for good money.

What are we talking about here?

The popular website Hollywood Star Trash, which collects trash from celebrities back yards (anything else, the website claims, will be mere trash, duhh), went through Paris Hilton’s trash and found used dental floss with pink lipstick on it. Furthermore, an online casino site, GoldenPalace, purchased the piece of rubbish for a thousand dollars.

Other such trash that the website has dug up includes Victoria Vogue’s makeup kit, envelopes addressed to the same Paris Hilton, sent to her when serving her short term in prison, and a used pregnancy test kit from Britney Spears, among others.

If you haven’t felt good, a hundred percent good, about your gambling activities before, you can now rest assured and relax. In fact, take another hand, place another bet. You could be doing something really wrong, wrong as in going through someone’s trash cans. You could be wasting good century bills over this trash. Or you could be doing what really makes sense and is likely to even pay you back. You could be playing a game of poker or a session of slots.

Enjoy with a clear conscience, clean hands and our good luck wishes. Gamble responsibly.